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You Know You're a Dork When...

Wed May 6, 2009, 8:48 PM
  • Mood: Thrilled
  • Listening to: My mom watching T.V.
  • Playing: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
  • Drinking: Slurm. It's incredibly addicting!
You have a mini-freak out when you realize that procrastination is five syllables long. Which is freaking AWESOME by the way!

I realized this while I was practicing piano and reflecting on my school's poetry coffee house that we had awhile ago. I literally stopped playing, squealed, and clapped my hands together real quick. I think I may have said something but I forget what. Anyway, the reason this excites me so is because I like to end haiku* with any random five syllable word and now I can add procrastination to my arsenal. Frickn' sweet. Also, I could write a more serious haiku about it if I so pleased. Even sweeter. Oh, by the way, after having my mini-freak out and realizing how lame it was, I said to myself, "I have to journal this on deviantart." Or something along those lines.

If you're wondering how I went from poetry coffee house to procrastination, I'll tell. Well, no, I won't tell you, but I'll type it and then you can read it. I went up to the mic, so I could recite a "poem." My exact words were, "Hello, my is ------------- and I'd like to recite a poem on procrastination." Then I paused for a little while, not saying or really doing anything. Once I was done with that, I leaned toward the microphone and said, "I'd like to recite a poem on procrastination, but unfortunately I haven't written it yet." I intend to keep the joke up. And I won't actually read/recite a poem on procrastination until senior year. But before I do that, I'm going to put it off by rambling and reading other poems.

So, now you know something you had little to no interest about. Isn't that great? =)

*A haiku is a Japanese poem that consists of three lines, the first five syllables, the second seven, and the last line also has five syllables. So long as it follows those rules, its content can be whatever the heck you please. And in Japanese, most words are the same in plural and singular form, so the word for more than one haiku, would still be haiku.

Here's an example of a haiku:

Haiku are quite fun
Allowing great randomness
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  • Interests: Writing, music, drawing, video games, Wovles
  • Favourite movie: Most with Adam Sandler, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Mulan, All Shreks, Beauty and the Beast
  • Favourite band or musician: Weird Al
  • Favourite genre of music: Comedy
  • Favourite artist: Azuma Kiyohiko
  • Favourite poet or writer: Jerry Spinelli, Louis Sacher, Azuma Kiyohiko
  • Favourite style of art: ...SHINY!!!
  • Favourite game: Paper Mario 2, Okami, B.U.L.L.Y., Guitar Hero series
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii because it's fun to say. Seriously, shouting "XBOX 360" isn't much fun.
  • Personal Quote: Weird people are always good people. Except when they aren't. Then they're bad people.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, eraser, creativity, and a mass amount of sarcasm and bad puns. Seriosuly, they're awful

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