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Who's the Pervert Here? by ~Hentekorin-Kaiki:iconHentekorin-Kaiki:

Categories Literature > Prose > Fiction > Humor


Anna crossed her arms as she leaned onto the wall next to her friend. "Ken," she said smirking. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Well," said Ken, not taking his eyes away from the space he was gazing off into, "I sincerely hope that we are thinking the same thing, but I honestly doubt it."

Anna stared at Ken for a moment, frowning. She suddenly jumped away from the wall, throwing her arms in front of herself as if to be better protected from his perverse mind. "What the HELL are you thinking?!"

Ken blinked. "I... was thinking that Donkey Kong Country is one the best games I've ever played." Ken pushed himself off of the wall, an evil smile gracing his features. "Why? What did you think I was thinking?"

If one's face could actually catch on fire from the heat of an intense blush, Anna's surely would've done so at that very moment. She decided to leave, but not before declaring to Ken, "I hate you."
©2009 ~Hentekorin-Kaiki
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Author's Comments

Aw, stupid deviantArt, not letting use the title I wanted. I wanted the title to be Which One of Us is the Pervert Again? Coming up with the new title probably took longer than it did to write this. Hell, it definetely did. I suck with titles.

All you really need to know about these two is that they're best friends (No, neither are them are secretly in love with each other, and No, neither one is gay) and Ken is a pervert. Because of the time she spends with Ken, Anna is slowly becoming a pervert herself. Which led to her thinking naughty thoughts about Ken's thoughts. Speaking of which, what do you dirty-minded lot think Anna thought Ken was thinking?

I don't know what prompted Anna to ask that question. I just know I wanted to write this joke before I forgot about it. Perhaps I'll flesh out this story someday but not now. If anyone is curious as to what the two friends look like, merely ask me and I shall tell.

Anyone who's ever read any of my stories on DeviantArt before --Yes, all three of you-- know that any of all constructive criticism is welcome. However, considering that the Artist's Comments are longer than the story is, there really isn't much to critque. You'd be surprised how shy and quiet I can be in person. Nonetheless, here is an example of constructive criticism is not:

rolfcotper furs content1 ;-D note tha itz mch 2 bag abutt cents dis stirry smifs mankey but :-p i cod toetilly rit a beetar stary fi i waned 2 Dankey Con sux stiped hed1 hay cod u rit a stery wer ahs ketcum an sauske hav but sex? lol!

I'm actually not popular enough to get a comment like that, which is ironic, but I enjoy writing them. You'd be surprised how hard it is to mispell every word longer than a letter. Notice, how despite saying that I sucked, the flamer wanted me to write her/him/it a yaoi story. I actually would kind of like getting a flame like that. They're amusing and you can't really be insulted by someone that stupid.

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~Hentekorin-Kaiki Jul 5, 2009, 10:01:25 PM
YES!!! OH MY GOSH FIRST COMMENT! YES YES YES!!! This is SO incredibly amazingly awesome you would not BELIEVE!! I NEVER get first comment! YAAAAAYY! This calls for a dancey-dance dance party!
:boogie::dance::boogie::dance::boogie::dance::boogie:

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~Hentekorin-Kaiki Jul 5, 2009, 10:03:27 PM
You know, if you're going to comment on my diviation, I would like some proof that you at the very least glanced at it. Even if it's "lol, kewl story! =)" I mean, that's not really much feedback but it's something at least.

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~criminalsheep Jul 5, 2009, 10:04:49 PM
:D I have to say, your comments really topped that off. Definitely worthy of a smirk and quiet snigger to one's self (hah, jeez I sound like a right snob there don't I? kehe..)...

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~Hentekorin-Kaiki Jul 5, 2009, 10:07:09 PM
I'm sorry it's just that I never get first comment and when I saw no one else had gotten yet on this deviation I got so excited I couldn't help myself. I did read your story though after I commented.

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~Hentekorin-Kaiki Jul 5, 2009, 10:10:08 PM
Yes, and when it comes to answering the telephone, Wakko Warner "never gets to get it," but you don't hear him bragging to the person who called when he finally does.

Nonetheless, I most compliment you on your good grammer and spelling. Most First Comments who make a big deal out of it seem do have reading and spelling skills lower than that of a first grader. It's a wonder how people like that get onto the site in the first place.

Hey, you didn't say, what'd you think of the story?

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~Hentekorin-Kaiki Jul 5, 2009, 10:14:15 PM
Um, thanks I guess. I'd be a hypocrite if I had poor grammer and bad spelling. I really think you have any bragging rights whatsoever if all you comment says is, "1st coment!!12" You have to admit mine was at least amusing.

I didn't say I liked the story? *rereads previous comment* Would you look at that, I didn't. Well, the story is funny. I do wish it was longer. You should continue it if you ever feel up to it.

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~Hentekorin-Kaiki Jul 5, 2009, 10:17:02 PM
Yeah, I probably would've laughed at you comment before but I was in a bit of a sour mood. No reason for me to take it out on you. Not that my words were too biting but still.

I'm glad you liked the story. I do doubt that I'll be adding on to it anytime soon but I might upload a different story. Shall we bring our conversation to notes or are we done here?

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~Hentekorin-Kaiki Jul 9, 2009, 11:12:59 PM
:blushes: Thank you. I figured the story was so short I needed to add something. Well, no not really. I just like making a big show of getting first comment on my deviations and then the ball got rolling. I'm glad I could amuse you. Nah, you don't sound like a snob. I'm really flattered. Partially cuz most of the comments on my stuff here are from myself =p

By the way, I love your signature. Did you think of that yourself or is that from some movie or something?

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~criminalsheep Jul 10, 2009, 11:54:34 AM
haha don't worry, I'm the same.

The sig is from The Princess Bride. Old movie. Sounds seriously cheesy, but its awesome.. Most quotable movie ever...

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"We'll never survive!" "Nonsense! You're just saying that because no one ever has!"
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