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You Know You're a Dork When...

Wed May 6, 2009, 7:48 PM
  • Mood: Thrilled
  • Listening to: My mom watching T.V.
  • Playing: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
  • Drinking: Slurm. It's incredibly addicting!
You have a mini-freak out when you realize that procrastination is five syllables long. Which is freaking AWESOME by the way!

I realized this while I was practicing piano and reflecting on my school's poetry coffee house that we had awhile ago. I literally stopped playing, squealed, and clapped my hands together real quick. I think I may have said something but I forget what. Anyway, the reason this excites me so is because I like to end haiku* with any random five syllable word and now I can add procrastination to my arsenal. Frickn' sweet. Also, I could write a more serious haiku about it if I so pleased. Even sweeter. Oh, by the way, after having my mini-freak out and realizing how lame it was, I said to myself, "I have to journal this on deviantart." Or something along those lines.

If you're wondering how I went from poetry coffee house to procrastination, I'll tell. Well, no, I won't tell you, but I'll type it and then you can read it. I went up to the mic, so I could recite a "poem." My exact words were, "Hello, my is ------------- and I'd like to recite a poem on procrastination." Then I paused for a little while, not saying or really doing anything. Once I was done with that, I leaned toward the microphone and said, "I'd like to recite a poem on procrastination, but unfortunately I haven't written it yet." I intend to keep the joke up. And I won't actually read/recite a poem on procrastination until senior year. But before I do that, I'm going to put it off by rambling and reading other poems.

So, now you know something you had little to no interest about. Isn't that great? =)

*A haiku is a Japanese poem that consists of three lines, the first five syllables, the second seven, and the last line also has five syllables. So long as it follows those rules, its content can be whatever the heck you please. And in Japanese, most words are the same in plural and singular form, so the word for more than one haiku, would still be haiku.

Here's an example of a haiku:

Haiku are quite fun
Allowing great randomness
Terminology

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I JUST LOST THE GAME.

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MEGADETH - Go To Hell
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Claire... Silly, silly Claire. Don't you realize that by giving me this comment, you are just setting yourself up for yet another loss? :no: sigh

Oh, by the way
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

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Believe me Kel, I was well-aware that would happen to me as a result of the reply.

However, it was well-worth it to make you lose the game online.


Check, and mate. 8-)

P.S. Since I know that reading THIS comment will cause you to lose the game AGAIN, I hereby instate an online grace period, which will take place for the next 4 comments.

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:flame: "If I die before I wake, I'll go to Hell for Heaven's sake." :flame:

MEGADETH - Go To Hell
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It'd be such a brilliant game strategy, replying to this over a month after you'd sent it but you had to put that online grace period into effect. (Affect?) And I noticed you timed it so I'd be the one to lose The Game by reading a reply. Very shrewd, Claire. Very shrewd indeed.

Hey, did you hear about the little boy that flushed his puppy down the toilet? I think it happened within the last three weeks. It's one of those things that sound really amusing until you find out it really happened. Then you just feel bad for the poor pooch. At least that's how it is for me.

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Yeah, I know. That was really sad. *tsk-tsk* :no:

Yeah, I'm pretty sneaky sis. ;)

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:flame: "If I die before I wake, I'll go to Hell for Heaven's sake." :flame:

MEGADETH - Go To Hell
:iconhentekorin-kaiki:
I'm glad the puppy's okay. It's probably too young to remember the incident though which is good. I feel a little insensitive for saying this, but it reminds me of a Rugrats episode. ...Angelica was using the toilet as Cynthia's jacuzzi...

We gotta be sneaky, Claire! Sneaky!

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LOL. That show was awesome.

WATCH OUT FOR THE BLAH-BLA-BLAH! :iconohnoesplz:

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:flame: "If I die before I wake, I'll go to Hell for Heaven's sake." :flame:

MEGADETH - Go To Hell
:iconhentekorin-kaiki:
Wasn't it? Aw, that used to be my favorite show and--

OH MY GOD, A NARWAL!! :iconohnoseplz:

Oh, hey Claire, by the way... I just lost the game.

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Hey, do want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense? Click here and find out [link]
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Damn you. :shakefist:

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:flame: "If I die before I wake, I'll go to Hell for Heaven's sake." :flame:

MEGADETH - Go To Hell

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