I realized this while I was practicing piano and reflecting on my school's poetry coffee house that we had awhile ago. I literally stopped playing, squealed, and clapped my hands together real quick. I think I may have said something but I forget what. Anyway, the reason this excites me so is because I like to end haiku* with any random five syllable word and now I can add procrastination to my arsenal. Frickn' sweet. Also, I could write a more serious haiku about it if I so pleased. Even sweeter. Oh, by the way, after having my mini-freak out and realizing how lame it was, I said to myself, "I have to journal this on deviantart." Or something along those lines.
If you're wondering how I went from poetry coffee house to procrastination, I'll tell. Well, no, I won't tell you, but I'll type it and then you can read it. I went up to the mic, so I could recite a "poem." My exact words were, "Hello, my is ------------- and I'd like to recite a poem on procrastination." Then I paused for a little while, not saying or really doing anything. Once I was done with that, I leaned toward the microphone and said, "I'd like to recite a poem on procrastination, but unfortunately I haven't written it yet." I intend to keep the joke up. And I won't actually read/recite a poem on procrastination until senior year. But before I do that, I'm going to put it off by rambling and reading other poems.
So, now you know something you had little to no interest about. Isn't that great?
*A haiku is a Japanese poem that consists of three lines, the first five syllables, the second seven, and the last line also has five syllables. So long as it follows those rules, its content can be whatever the heck you please. And in Japanese, most words are the same in plural and singular form, so the word for more than one haiku, would still be haiku.
Here's an example of a haiku:
Haiku are quite fun
Allowing great randomness
Terminology
Devious Comments
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I JUST LOST THE GAME.
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MEGADETH - Go To Hell
Oh, by the way
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
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However, it was well-worth it to make you lose the game online.
Check, and mate.
P.S. Since I know that reading THIS comment will cause you to lose the game AGAIN, I hereby instate an online grace period, which will take place for the next 4 comments.
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MEGADETH - Go To Hell
Hey, did you hear about the little boy that flushed his puppy down the toilet? I think it happened within the last three weeks. It's one of those things that sound really amusing until you find out it really happened. Then you just feel bad for the poor pooch. At least that's how it is for me.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sneaky sis.
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MEGADETH - Go To Hell
We gotta be sneaky, Claire! Sneaky!
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WATCH OUT FOR THE BLAH-BLA-BLAH!
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MEGADETH - Go To Hell
OH MY GOD, A NARWAL!!
Oh, hey Claire, by the way... I just lost the game.
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MEGADETH - Go To Hell
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